Hilariously Naughty Holiday Soy Candles

🎄🔥 Witty Christmas Candle Set – 6 Hilariously Naughty Holiday Tins 

Light up your holidays with a little sass and sarcasm! Our Witty Christmas Candle Set includes six snarky, gift-ready tins guaranteed to make anyone laugh harder than Santa after too much eggnog. Perfect for your bestie, your office Secret Santa, or that one relative who definitely deserves “Nothing for You, Whore.”

🕯️ Six Wickedly Funny Candles: If you'd like all 6 in different scents attach scents wanted at checkout please. 

1. Smells Like Santa’s Sack – spicy, sweet, and slightly suspicious.

2. Home for the Holidays (Instant Regret) – cozy nostalgia with a whiff of chaos.

3. Nothing for You, Whore – because Santa finally said what we’re all thinking.

4. The Only Gift You Need Is Me – self-love, gift-wrapped in a candle.

5. Aren’t You a Jolly Little F*?** – festive and foul-mouthed, just how we like it.

6. Jingle My Balls – merry, mischievous, and guaranteed to jingle your funny bone.

Gift the gift of wit with your favorite seasonal scents.

🎅 Available Holiday Scents:

• Vanilla Eggnog – creamy, sweet, and a little tipsy

• Maple Apple Bourbon – warm, boozy, and buttery smooth

• Cinnamon Brown Sugar & Fig – cozy with a sensual twist

• Mulberry Dreams – deep, fruity, and delightfully mysterious

• more festive blends to choose from!

✨ Details:

• premium soy wax candle tins

• Long, clean burn with strong fragrance throw

• Reusable tins with witty holiday labels

• Hand-poured in small batches by a bold, badass maker

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gag gifts that still smell amazing

• Naughty and nice lists alike

• Friends with dark humor

• Stocking stuffers, white elephant, or office holiday parties

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
Because not every Christmas has to smell like sugar cookies and good behavior. This six-pack of snarky seasonal candles delivers festive fragrance and filthy fun in one unforgettable set.

Make your holidays a little more lit — literally.